Do people get Squatter’s Rights* by virtue of having their head up someone’s ass?

People with a chip on their shoulder are annoying. People with a cheek on their shoulder are asinine - they’re living in burrowed time. They take a lot of shit - they give a lot of shit. They are per se, dip-shits. And they live on skid row regardless of income - to them it’s all about outcome!

These people have difficulty differentiating between fertile and fecal, and unwittingly spread manure. They both love and loathe their piles** of work. But, like the notorious dung beetle, they fill a niche becoming their temperament and are assiduous workers (although I would never consider them to be wise cracks). They mastered logging on and logging off before computers were invented.

Hats off and heads up to these intrepid gold diggers. Don’t try to curb their fetish - unless you’re willing to play: Ring Around The Poseur***.

*Occupation of property by one not the true owner, openly, notoriously, and continuously.

**Swellings arising from the anus that may bleed or cause the area to be itchy or painful.

***One who affects a particular attribute, attitude, or identity to impress or influence others.